Royal Messenger to the Kingdom

RoyalSurf’s Great Feast or Famine
Tis thy king bringing ye great news and royal decrees to be spread throughout all the realms! A time of Great Feast may well be upon ye or, if ye surf poorly, Great Famine. I know that ye are wise or ye would not be a citizen of this “Crowned Jewel of Traffic Exchanges,” so I hath faith that ye enter the time of Great Feast.

All throughout the great month of October there shall be a Great Feast in the Royal Kingdom — a Grande time of Contests, Bonuses, and Fun! Each day ye will find treasures available to our fine citizens all across the kingdom, regardless of status within the kingdom. For thy pleasure shall there be Free Upgrades, Credits, Advertising, and Cash for the Winning — again, each and every day shall ye find these!

While there may be some other qualifications, the primary one will be to Surf for the Feast. Most of the time ye will need to login to determine what’s happening because we won’t send you an email every day of October.

Additionally, there will be unannounced awards and bonuses throughout the month for those surfing, promoting RoyalSurf, and even for those who use our chatroom.

There are going to be many, many prizes and plenty of Cash prizes given away too!

During all day today (Wednesday, October 1st, Central Time), I have raised surf ratios for all members. Base surf ratios through today (and maybe into Thursday) will be:

Royal Citizen: 0.5 credits for every site viewed; normally the base ratio starts at 0.33 credits for every site viewed

Royal Squire: 0.85 credits for every site viewed; normally the base ratio starts at 0.65 credits for every site viewed

Royal Knight: 1.1 credits for every site viewed; normally the base ratio starts at 1.0 credits for every site viewed

If ye hath been getting your daily Strength/Surf Ratio Bonus for surfing 100 sites each day, and assuming you’ve done so Sunday, Monday and Tuesday, you will especially love the fact that your surf ratio starting out today is already:

Royal Citizen: 0.65 credits for every site viewed
Royal Squire: 1.0 credits for every site viewed
Royal Knight: 1.25 credits for every site viewed

If the surf activity picks up substantially I may even leave this into Thursday for a while.

Watch for Important Announcement
Ye will want to watch for important information that I will impart to ye later this afternoon or evening, and I want to make sure ye don’t miss it.

Daily Surf 250 Suspended
With the completion of this week, we are suspended the Daily Surf 250 until further notice. This is occurring because

1) It’s not having the desired effect,

2) Citizens are not assigning the impressions they win, and

3) We can’t keep up.

The key though is that citizens aren’t using them so why keep awarding what isn’t being used. Lately, we’ve been routinely running out of text links in rotation while our citizens have plenty to assign.

If ye would like us to keep this and start it up again, then please let thy voices be heard. Let us know that you like it and be sure to assign the impressions you’ve been receiving.

Increased Commissions up to 50%
We’ve increased the commissions we pay for referring citizens who upgrade to as high as 50% now. Commissions paid for purchases of traffic credits hath been increased as well. Here are the Customer Rewards (commissions) ye can earn:

Royal Citizens:
* 10% Cash Reward on 1st Level Referrals Upgrades

Royal Squires:
* 20% Cash Reward on 1st Level Referrals Upgrades
* 10% Cash Reward on 1st Level Referrals Purchases

Royal Knights:
* 50% Cash Reward on 1st Level Referrals Upgrades
* 25% Cash Reward on 1st Level Referrals Purchases

1-800 Number for Live Support
Need help? New to RoyalSurf and can’t figure things out? Got a question about how a feature works or need to report a problem? Now, you can get direct personal help.

1-888-277-7657 At the prompt, please enter 0363

Hours of Availability: 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. Central Time (GMT -6)
Sunday - Tuesday and Thursday - Saturday

Contact: Catherine Heiter, Sorceress and Support Admin

Guess The King’s Birthday and Birthplace
Thy king hath a birthday during October and it is thy undertaking to guess what day. Ye need only guess the numeric day and do not need to guess the year, for I will not reveal the year other than to say I’ll be 38 again. We shall not discuss how many times I’ve been 38.

To break any possible ties, ye need to also guess where thy king was borne; it is a city and state within the United States.

What do ye win?

Closest guess wins a One-Year Upgrade to Royal Knight!

Second closest guess wins a Six-Month Upgrade to Royal Knight!

Third closest guess wins a Three-Month Upgrade to Royal Knight!

Ye may guess any time during the month of October.

Thy First Guess is Free.

Each citizen can guess up to 4 more times but Each Additional guess will Cost ye 500 credits. The credits will be removed immediately when we receive your guess and will NOT be returned if you don’t win. This way ye can guess multiple times but it helps control the number of entries we receive from our 15,000 citizens.

You may include all of you guesses in one email if you wish to.

To enter:

1. Email thy entries to: spt @ royalsurf.com

2. Enter “King’s Birthday/Birthplace” for the email Subject

3. In the body of the email include:

a. Guess of numeric Birth Day:
b. Guess of Birthplace (City and State):
c. Your username

4. If submitting guesses 2-4 make sure you have 500 credits in your account for each guess ye are submitting. If credits are not included your guess won’t count. Again, credits will be removed as soon as we record thy guess.

We will acknowledge your guess(es) within 3 days. If ye don’t receive acknowledgment within 3 days please let us know.

Did You Win $5 Cash?
During October, in each email sent through aweber, I will call out at least one citizen’s username as a winner of a prize. The prize might be Cash, Credits, an Upgrade, etc. If a citizen isn’t reading our emails they are going to miss out on winning.

This is going to be a fun and exciting month. Come Surf for the Feast at RoyalSurf or Suffer the Famine elsewhere.

The King

WooHoo! The kingdom now number-eth over 15,000 citizens!

It is thy king’s pleasure to welcome the new citizens to this mighty kingdom. Each of you are valued and appreciated, and so we always welcome thy comments and requests for assistance at our Contact Us form.

Again, welcome!

We shall be celebrating breaking the 15k mark and so, the more ye all surf the more fun and traffic ye will have.

1. Watch for prize links to appear on the surfbar from time to time that will grant ye extra credits. This shall be turned on and off from time to time over the next few days. They may come at different intervals, depending on what the Royal Jester whispers in mine ear. The same can be said for how many credits ye will earn during such times.

2. Prize pages of course will be loaded to overflowing with an abundance of great prizes, and coming more frequently for the next few days.

3. One Day Surf Contest on Thursday, September 18th - 5 surfers will be chosen to win:

* 500 credits
* 5,000 banner impressions
* 5,000 text impressions

Qualification: Surf 100 sites. That’s all. Ye need not report anything for this contest.

4. One Day Surf Contest on Saturday, September 20th - 5 surfers will be chosen to win:

* 1000 credits
* 10,000 banner impressions
* 10,000 text impressions

Qualification: Surf 200 sites. That’s all. Ye need not report anything for this contest.

The King

RoyalSurf is an advertising resource and is NOT intended nor designed to deliver anything along the lines of what could be considered an income.  We do offer Customer Rewards for purchases made by your first level downline members as a thanks for helping us grow our business, but your primary focus and attention should always be directed toward promoting yourself, your business, your opportunity or the services you provide.

If you have specific questions related to our Customer Rewards program please address them to us utilizing the Contact Us feature on RoyalSurf.